"Your feelings are so strong they're almost dazzling."

✆CHANNEL
FREQUENCY: 014.01414

DESCRIPTION: Given Allen’s natural distrust of technology and things that can track him, this is probably thrust in with his socks somewhere and left forgotten… good luck getting him to answer.

✉MAIL BOX
LOCATION: Mailbox crookedly on Door

DESCRIPTION: This mailbox is… god, why is it so creepy. Are those real cobwebs or fake ones? Is it supposed to look like a haunted funhouse?!

For real though, it doesn’t look like there’s ever been any mail in it… Although attempts to slide a letter in will result in the door slamming shut on your finger unless you’re rather quick. Careful, that’s a painful nip! If it ever reaches its intended target is anyone’s guess… although from time to time you might see a plump golden golem lurking around it. Hmm.