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likethelight) wrote2013-11-10 03:37 pm
likethelight) wrote2013-11-10 03:37 pm
[OPEN] And who's that casting devious stares in my direction
« Who: Allen Walker likethelight, Robin soulstitched, and you!
« What: Can't find anything to eat? Sad the kitchens aren't being staffed? Come get a baguette unfortunately shaped like genitalia from a twin pair of self-sacrificial tragic protagonists.
« When: 11/11-until NPCs return
« Where:Exorcist Haus A little erotic bakery in the Down called Afternoon Delight
« Content Warnings: Sugary penis sprinkles and vagina cupcakes
[ Seeing as they live above a bakery whose stockpiles were thankfully ample before the residents of the city vanished, going hungry hasn't been something Allen and Robin have been particularly worried about. Well. Anymore than usual. Don't doubt for a second they couldn't clear the entire place on their own before it all goes stale. It was very tempting.
But handing out a loaf of bread to someone who looked like they needed it here,or having a donut-eating contest with a red trenchcoat-wearing idiot there, would eventually make that dawn on them. And so candles have been lit and placed haphazardly all around in order to make it a little easier to see, lighting the place up like a beacon to anyone going by outside in the otherwise pitch-black of the Down. Anyone, Submissives especially, need only show up to receive something to eat. Bread, a cupcake for either persuasion, a slice of cake, cake pops—you name it, it's here. One per customer!!!
(There is a tip jar next to Allen, yes there is. There's also a small placard next to it that reads "Smiles are Free".)
They're just all unfortunately erotic in theme. But beggars can't be choosers, right? I mean you might get a donut that looks perfectly normal! Until you look closer and see penis sprinkles on it. You might find relief in a pie, then realize the lattice-work is in such a way where it's actually a Rorschach test where all the possibilities are dirty. Somehow.
Don't worry, it's not exactly stolen... they're dying a little inside at the prospect but will be working it off. Any part-timer assistance after the owner comes back in paying back for what you ate is appreciated.
Threads for Robin, Allen, and both of them together are below! Otherwise feel free to wildcard something or mingle with your exquisitely detailed pastry. (Is it really necessary for them to glisten so?) ]
likethelight, Robin soulstitched, and you!« What: Can't find anything to eat? Sad the kitchens aren't being staffed? Come get a baguette unfortunately shaped like genitalia from a twin pair of self-sacrificial tragic protagonists.
« When: 11/11-until NPCs return
« Where:
« Content Warnings: Sugary penis sprinkles and vagina cupcakes
[ Seeing as they live above a bakery whose stockpiles were thankfully ample before the residents of the city vanished, going hungry hasn't been something Allen and Robin have been particularly worried about. Well. Anymore than usual. Don't doubt for a second they couldn't clear the entire place on their own before it all goes stale. It was very tempting.
But handing out a loaf of bread to someone who looked like they needed it here,
(There is a tip jar next to Allen, yes there is. There's also a small placard next to it that reads "Smiles are Free".)
They're just all unfortunately erotic in theme. But beggars can't be choosers, right? I mean you might get a donut that looks perfectly normal! Until you look closer and see penis sprinkles on it. You might find relief in a pie, then realize the lattice-work is in such a way where it's actually a Rorschach test where all the possibilities are dirty. Somehow.
Don't worry, it's not exactly stolen... they're dying a little inside at the prospect but will be working it off. Any part-timer assistance after the owner comes back in paying back for what you ate is appreciated.
Threads for Robin, Allen, and both of them together are below! Otherwise feel free to wildcard something or mingle with your exquisitely detailed pastry. (Is it really necessary for them to glisten so?) ]
Allen & Robin
Marred left side of the face? Check.
Rolled up sleeves revealing a dark red left arm? Check.
Matching frilly aprons? Check and double check.
They're not entirely matched. Allen is older-looking and taller, with mismatched silver and red eyes to Robin's blue. His scar is almost like a tattoo, intricate and vibrant, while the other boy's is Frankenstein stitching. His left arm is a smooth blood red and Robin's covered in thick stitching that doesn't look quite right. The smaller Exorcist has a French accent and the other boy's is British.
And while Allen's smile is a far too cheerful customer service sparkle and Robin looks like they're dying inside a little, they both present you your pastry with great enthusiasm.
It's questionable. ]
Please enjoy!
[ Oh my god they said it unison. ]